Who can tell me what this is?!
Or, you may want to look at it like this:
It looks kind of how I imagine Chickie Nubs, from Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake* (highly recommended). Or a rotten mutated strawberry with a cherry on top (first view)?
I think this fabric is genius. It plays with our sense of pattern and our inherent need to find the familiar in the strange or abstract. As far as I can tell, this isn’t really a thing. But my brain wants it to be a thing SO BAD. I just love it.
Best interpretation might get a prize, if I keep my shit together. Full disclosure: I might flake out on this prize.
In other news, today is Derpy Day, and I am going to spend the afternoon making giant bows to pin on people at the bar.
*For the record, re: the description, I do not consider this science-fiction, either.