Sun10Apr11: Possibly NSFW, due to penises

What do you get when you put five drunk 20-somethings in one room on a Sunday afternoon?  Penises.  Without fail.

This game:

(Note: I have transcribed the script, as it was nearly illegible, due to Bloody Marys.)

The farmer hit his wife over the head with a pitchfork, causing her to orgasm.

As the farmer speared the farm lady, he realized that she was actually a mermaid.  He was killing her with a triton, and she was a squirter.

She was loved by a man getting run over by a truck.

……………………………………….

They didn’t know it, but the three dildos were indeed on fire and coming straight for their minivan.

We all live in a bus of flaming penises!

The bus full of dildos and people caught on fire.

……………………………………….

Whether it was a pig or a walrus, John was lubed up and ready to go.

The walrus came as the magical fan brushed his face.

The manatee, while imagining fireworks, had an explosive orgasm.  The most.  Ever.

……………………………………….

I would like to eat babies with BBQ sauce, vinegar, kim chee, and hot peppers.

Marilyn Manson turned a dog into a basketball in three steps.

Some chick fucked a dog that used stairs while also playing basketball.

……………………………………….

The Magna Carta improved the life of mankinds because it made people be able to write sentences.

The Brits reference the Magna Carta for their discourse.

Two exiled firemen maybe accidentally fired a nuclear warhead on American soil… who knows.

……………………………………….

There was a dolphin that jumped through the stairy woodz.

The dolphin jumped over the stairway to heaven.

Dolphins will do anything, including climbing the stairway to heaven, to meet Jesus Christ, the lord almighty.

……………………………………….

Always, we listen to the music that makes our souls turn to gold.

The meditating music man was filled with 10k gold and happy as hell.

The yogi was really excited about the bowl of pasta and/or submarine.

……………………………………….

Kathleen went to a Brand New Life show carrying a dildo.

Phrenia Schiteo knew the day had finally come to let her duck fly to the great orchestra in the sky.

A bird flew out the window into a jazz combo who was jammin’.

……………………………………….

She fell from the tree and landed on Bozo the clown, who was jacking off.

Someone fell from a tree while I was fencing and also wearing a feathered cap.

The Indian man had anal sex with a tree and didn’t enjoy it all that much.

……………………………………….

A fish came along and bit my leg while I was surf fishing.  I thought, glad it weren’t a SHARK.

As the mountain exploded, she realized clouds were coming out of her feet, and fire from her hair.

The erupting volcano spewed out a naked woman who was on fire.

……………………………………….

And, just in case you were wondering, this totally counts as creating art daily.

xCassandra

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